Alternative version of the Dicepeople biography

This is my friend Roger's amusingly surreal interpretation of the Dicepeople biography:

Dicepeople are a woopy mix of bloopy swooshy surges of insane zither violence, houses collapsing, cats having to be killed, and synths engaging guitars in the final battle of our time, whilst your intellectual realm is catapulted into the dark cinematic bass industry.

Probably pretty accurate, I'd say.